Instead of winning the lotto, which has been a wish/goal/dream lately, I would rather have a 4th baby and bigger house. Given the fact that I would need to win the lotto to afford these things, I predict that neither of these things are in my near future. I should start wishing smaller.
I am starting to realize how not fun raising a teenager is going to be. I've only just begun and I'm ready to bail. Any takers for a 12 year old boy with a smart mouth and the ability to make you look like an idiotic moron in front of your friends and family?? No? I didn't think so. I see lots vodka and chocolate in my future.
It's a tiny bit pathetic that my dogs have been groomed three times in the past 6 months and I have been to the salon zero times in that same amount of months. Equally as pathetic is how many times they have been to the vet, especially More Annoying Dog, for various ailments, and I have been to the doctor zero times for my ailments. Which I'm pretty sure I may be dying from.
Probably I would loose more weight if I stopped eating ice cream. But I just love it's creamy, cool deliciousness.
Husbands that compliment your hair and actually mean it are lovely. Wives that crinkle their noses when given complements from their husbands because they don't accept compliments well are not lovely. Also lovely is when a husband gets the coffee maker ready for the next morning every single night, even though he doesn't drink the coffee. Wives should probably start saying thank you for these things and stop being so bitchy about pissy, unimportant things. I may or may not be this wife.
When you live in a shoebox with four other humans, the house is almost always messy.
Pedicures are amazing. And so are babies and bigger houses.
~Jill
Emily thanked me for taking them to the dollar store. Alex did not.
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