It's almost one o'clock and i'm still in my pajamas, wrapped in a snuggie sitting on my couch. Incidentally, I despise snuggies. But, I was cold and it was here. It's tie dye with peace signs all over it, which means it belongs to Emily. Anyway, I have done nothing today and now I feel like a lazy piece of poop. I am recovering from a terrible week though, so I will give myself a break.
I have some kind of weird cold and I have no voice. Literally. Only a whisper is coming out. My children are probably in Heaven. Every time I ask Alex to do something, he says "what" over and over and pretends he can't hear me. It's fantastic. Why can't they loose their voices? At the same time too....I would pay hundreds for that to happen.
Also, I have a boob infection. WTF??? Can my life get any better? That meant that I had to go to the doctor, which I avoid doing at all costs. She always bugs me about loosing weight and I hate listening to it. Look, I know i'm fat ok? It's not news to me, and I don't need a doctor telling me I need to loose weight. Hello?? Does she think I like having three asses strapped to my back? But, surprisingly she said "you've lost 12 pounds since you had the baby". Actually, what she said was " you've ONLY lost 12 pounds since you had the baby". WHAT!?!? FOR REAL?!?! I'LL TAKE IT!!! Shit, I gained more than that AFTER giving birth to the other two so loosing 12 pounds is sweet! I think this is the only good thing that happened all week. Here's hoping next week is better.
~Jill
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